Over the past 8 months Hacey has had many clever and often brilliant moments of wisdom. Here are a few direct quotes and cynicisms and also a bit of interpretation and elaboration.
1) The week of June 15…
Enter Heather-”Do you know that cramps hurt?”
Lacey-”Yeah.”
Heather-”I bet a baby hurts worse.”
Exit Heather
While at face value (which is really the only value to view it from,) this appears to be a simple and silly quote. However, by reading into and extracting meaning that is not really there, we can infer that Heather is brilliant and optimistic…. Heather is trying to say that things can always be worse, so be thankful the pain you have now is only as bad at is at that moment. Well you know what Heather, when you are having a baby and thinking about how bad that hurts….well I bet birthing a bowling ball hurts worse (there are no soft skull bones in a bowling ball.)
2) Sometime between April and May
Audrey- “Heather, I ate one of your oranges.”
Heather-(pretend mean face at Audrey)
Audrey-”I thought we had an agreement Heather.”
Heather-”What do you think oranges grow on trees or something?”
No interpretation necessary, just hilarious…..
What do you think interpretations come out of my head or something?
Since Lacey put a few (above) let me go ahead and add one more story therefore it is not just two (which is a couple) but rather a few.
Sometime during finals…. I suppose
Since we have a very religious house we sing in the kitchen… when I say we, I mean Lacey
Enter Heather with puzzled face
Lacey: ” when Jesus walks….. (dancing) He walked my sins away…”
Audrey: “Lacey your stupid. it is when Jesus was…. was my sins away”
Insert Heathers brilliance: ” Both of you guys are stupid. Its when jesus washed. I swear want me to google it.
Lacey: Jesus is just alright with me. Jesus is just alright. Jesus is just alright with me. Jesus is just alright….. Jesus is just alright with me. Jesus is just alright.. (and I think you get the picture.)
